Comments on Monkey Fluids: I prefer au revoir

I've now officially seen the whole of the internet...

2008-11-25T15:50:51.984+13:00

I've now officially seen the whole of the internet. Good-day!

Please?

2008-09-28T14:17:08.032+13:00

Please?

Sure you won't reconsider? Go on...I'm having a sh...

2008-06-28T01:07:08.801+12:00

Sure you won't reconsider? Go on...I'm having a shit time at work. Just one more?

Thanks for this amazing years, Josh!U rule, man!!!...

2008-05-20T02:51:02.829+12:00

Thanks for this amazing years, Josh!
U rule, man!!!!

Oh bugger, I've only just found out.

2008-05-14T09:43:03.168+12:00

Oh bugger, I've only just found out.

All these; "I just found you and now you're gone" ...

2008-05-07T02:11:36.163+12:00

All these; "I just found you and now you're gone" monkeys. All these "waaahhh!!! and Booo hooo" fluids...

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

Pfah--where do I go now? Rock you do and a rock yo...

2008-05-02T16:55:49.187+12:00

Pfah--where do I go now? Rock you do and a rock you have been. Good work. Rock on

So long, and thanks for all the horse-sex.

2008-04-25T14:39:12.285+12:00

So long, and thanks for all the horse-sex.

Did Timmy fuck his own sister or the monkey's sist...

2008-04-25T00:42:14.210+12:00

Did Timmy fuck his own sister or the monkey's sister? I thought you were going to clear this up, and yet you've left us hanging on. Whassamatter? You write Hollywood blockbusters in your spare time and can't break the habit?

Genuis!Sickness!Evil!Comedy!Retirement!arse-biscui...

2008-04-24T20:37:05.637+12:00

Genuis!
Sickness!
Evil!
Comedy!

Retirement!

arse-biscuits.

[sigh]

Oh NOES! I hope you keep posting new ones when th...

2008-04-22T13:30:27.805+12:00

Oh NOES!

I hope you keep posting new ones when the right idea strikes you - funny stuff!

Cum-slurping cunt-guzzler fucktard! Fuck fuck fuc...

2008-04-22T10:54:38.318+12:00

Cum-slurping cunt-guzzler fucktard! Fuck fuck fuckity fuckfuck.

Shit balls and puss blisters.

This is one of the better comics out there and now its gone.

Poop.

Well shit...I just finished the damn archive, beca...

2008-04-19T23:50:31.163+12:00

Well shit...I just finished the damn archive, became addicted and you LEAVE???

You manky git!!! Not nice...not nice atall!!

Thank you SO very much for all the funnies...I haven't been so apalled or giggled so hard in YEARS!!

Come back refreshed!!

Just found it, just lost it. That's life!!See ya!

2008-04-19T18:08:14.442+12:00

Just found it, just lost it. That's life!!

See ya!

farewell! enjoyed it greatly.

2008-04-18T17:36:09.296+12:00

farewell! enjoyed it greatly.

Sorry to see you go, but thanks for all the laughs...

2008-04-18T14:34:30.910+12:00

Sorry to see you go, but thanks for all the laughs. You've certainly given me plenty. I'll never look at an old children's book in the same way again. In the meanwhile, I'll just have to amuse myself with the juvenile snarkiness that is Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Well, fuck-a-doodle-doo. Add this to the growing s...

2008-04-18T13:29:41.102+12:00

Well, fuck-a-doodle-doo. Add this to the growing shit heap of disasters that occurred on my birthday (the 15th). Why?! Why?! You bastards! It was too soon! I only just found this place! If that's the way you're going to be, then I have only one thing to say: Good luck in anything else you do, and thanks for the hilarity.

Thanks for the fluids you magnificent tart.Always ...

2008-04-18T08:36:06.287+12:00

Thanks for the fluids you magnificent tart.

Always funny, always welcome and always, always about teh cock and teh rudies.

I actually made reader mail once - it was a Van Helsing skit under anonymous (I did it at work - meh)and nobody believed me - but I knew and I was proud dammit. I will miss visiting.
Good luck with the rest of everything.

I have alternatively, and sometimes simultaneously...

2008-04-18T04:59:48.588+12:00

I have alternatively, and sometimes simultaneously laughed, cried, shat, howled and on one occasion I think I went off in me strides. Thanks for the great idea and to all the supremely funny people who have made this site a blast. As soon as you get bored with fisting sheep as we all know that's what you do in NZ) please come back and do more of the fluids

alas i lament at the passing of a great and noble ...

2008-04-17T17:13:16.281+12:00

alas i lament at the passing of a great and noble action of this strange electronic web. many thanks for a job well done - keep in touch!

NooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO...

2008-04-17T08:26:15.177+12:00

NooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!

thanks for all the laughs good sir

2008-04-17T06:00:43.520+12:00

thanks for all the laughs good sir

Ichabod! We howl, we wail. We rend our garments. W...

2008-04-17T04:56:43.101+12:00

Ichabod! We howl, we wail. We rend our garments. We go to the dentist to improve our teeth gnashing action. Monkey semen futures plummet. The market crashes. The lights are going out all over Europe. The world turns on it's dark side, it is Winter.

Oh where is the potty talk of yesteryear? Not ordinary potty, but a Sevres porcelain night soil for the court of Napoleon III, note the exquisite use of gold leaf. A Chinese tripod gazunda from the Sung dynasty. Oh, wither away, rude and risable body parts, your time is truly fled, and there is nothing here for you any more.

Yea, we can still post to the site, like a grieving lover desparately giving the kiss of life to the day-old corpse rather than admit the spark is gone. No, he doesn't reall mean it - he'll be back - any moment now the monkey will start breathing.

Ehu, fugaces. Shine on, Josh, you crazy diamond. Ace boffo while it lasted.

Le boo!!! You'll be sorely missed, you Antipodean...

2008-04-17T03:14:27.310+12:00

Le boo!!! You'll be sorely missed, you Antipodean rapedog. Or maybe just sore, I forget.

And Gemma says, "Beef clitoris racing tyres".

Gonna miss the funnykeeping me going through schoo...

2008-04-16T22:44:57.879+12:00

Gonna miss the funny
keeping me going through school
I'll keep an eye