When Good Science Goes Bad

'They all laughed, but my robot Granny will show them—isn't that right, Granbot01?' TARGET ACQUIRED. UMBRELLA ENGAGED. ADMINSTER RECTAL TRAUMA. 'No, Granbot, not me - I am your master!' ADMINSTER RECTAL TRAUMA!! 'Nooooooo!!!'

Sometimes I think it's a bad thing that I'd feel the need to come up with such a flimsy excuse to use the phrase "rectal truama". But then I think no, it isn't.