Friday, March 31, 2006

Oh, Uncle Terry...


'You see this? This used to be a mountain gorilla. I crushed him down to the size of a rodent with a single squeeze of my Fist of Justice. Now I carry him around in my pocket. Any questions, bitches?'

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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Those Wacky Luggage Fetishists


"That’s right -- take my stick, you slutty little suitcase. Don’t worry, I’ll be done before the girls turn around, and then it’ll be our little secret..."

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Friday, March 24, 2006

Gratutious Pop Culture Reference

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Monday, March 20, 2006

More Monkey Madness

As X32 tipped the sulphuric acid over Little Timmy, it became apparent that he was an Evil Monkey, like all of the Subjects before him. Even as she ran to gas him, Gracie knew that the experiments must continue. One day. One day...

Sorry, did I mention that I fully intend to use each picture over and over again? Hence the request for alternate captions -- why make up content when I can get you proles to write it for me?

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The Simple Ones are the Best

"You're fat." "Cunt."

I smell a T-shirt design...
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As Seen on the History Channel

'Come and look at the turd I just dropped!' yelled Anne Frank. 'Shut up you crazy bitch -- the Nazis will hear!' 'Let ‘em come and look – it’ll blow their minds! Jesus Christ, is that a hook in it?'
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It Begins

'For God's sake, Timmy, stop it—you know that monkey has AIDS' 'Shut your bitch-hole! I need this!'

The picture that started it all. Seriously -- it's a monkey in a kilt and top hat, pouring goo onto a young boy's head. You can't make that shit up.

Anyway, the first few are up now. I plan to update twice a week -- say, Tuesday and Friday? Less if I get lazy, more if I come up with something that's just so damn hilarious I can't wait to foist it on you. Comments are enabled, by the by -- your suggestions for alternate captions are always welcome...
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