Monday, September 04, 2006

Hardcore: like Emocore, but hard

The hardcore match reached new levels of excitement when Kid Jailbait nailed El Porco with a flying elbow from the grand piano.

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  1. St Trinians rehersal of Miyazaki's "Spirited Away" had fallen at the first hurdle. (Obscure pop reference #808)

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  2. "I want all this shit out of my effing sty"

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  3. "I think an uptempo, peppy, musical number will take away the onus of Starr not being here anymore.," snorted Rosie. "What do you think Joy?"

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  4. "Don't mention the bacon sandwich!"

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  5. "Celebrity Pig Wanking" fails to revive Bjork's flagging career as she suffers from another panic attack during the vinegar strokes

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  6. "That'll do pig that'll do... oh bummocks! he's going to eat my face off isn't he?"

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  7. "You win," said Jilly, "it turns out that pigs can play the piano.

    "I just wish you'd told me they can't accept criticism gracefully."

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  8. Oh Cynthia! The "pig in the drawing room" prank was sort of funny but do you really need to relieve yourself in Aunt Maud's potpourri too?

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