Yea, I am returned. Immediately following the anniversary of Christ's resurrection, no less. Coincidence? Maybe -- I'll just say this: no-one's ever seen me and Jesus together.
At any rate, that was a pleasing holiday from the pressures of being adored online. I'm back now, having re-built my previously depleted stockpile of cartoons; enough to keep me going for, ooh, a week. Two, probably.
"Well I'm bored. Who's up for a gangbang...anyone...anyone."
ReplyDeleteRalph, Joey and Skip had never seen a flasher except on the news. Madame Curie decided that it was high time they gots'd experienced.
ReplyDeleteJosh wears glasses and Jesus doesn't. Hmmm....
ReplyDeleteBut Jesus would've done if they'd been invented.
ReplyDeleteProbably big flashing neon ones that spelled out "Jehovah".
"They're Easter egg stencils -won't wash off for a day or so," bragged Brian. "Since I have my pants off already, want to see the one Father O'Brien applied?"
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ReplyDeleteMary stared in horror as the realization hit her. These three men were wearing SCARVES!
ReplyDelete"I'm... I'm not getting raped today am I."
"No, ma'am."
"Drat."
They just knew that Biff was going to try and put his hands in his pants and he did. The uncomfortable silence that ensued as Biff was reacquainted with the fact he has no arm was broken when he let out a laugh...they they all laughed. Dora yanked Biffs pants down and they all hopped around the yard like idiots.
ReplyDelete"Cut the crap," said DCI Tennyson:
ReplyDelete"Handprints everywhere, and you're not wearing any trousers. Who's been playing woofter wheelbarrows?"
Paris "But Britney how are you going to flash the vadge with those shorts on?"
ReplyDeleteBritney "The polaroids are glued to my knees."
1st Fiance "This is definitely a "pencils up the nose and pants on the head" moment"
Brian slid his hands first into his pants, then into Dora...
ReplyDelete"Guys, a little help here."
"Yes, she's lovely, Beaurigard, but I'm afraid that even with the ascot, I still can't get an erection."
ReplyDeleteI think noone sees you and Jesus together for another reason..... I'm trying to say that you're a heathen.
ReplyDeleteDARREN
ReplyDeleteDude, your scarf is fucking rad.
JEFF
Thanks, dude. Your scarf's pretty fucking rad, too.
PETE
Yeah, dudes, both of your scarves are fucking choice.
DARREN
Dude, your scarf's pretty bitching, too.
JEFF
Totally, dude.
PETE
Thanks, dude. I just wish my scarf was as fucking sweet as... Oh, here comes Beverly.
BEVERLY
Hey, guys! Cool scarves!
DARREN
Shut up, bitch!
(Beverly starts sobbing and runs away.)
JEFF
Dude, I'm telling you, that scarf is fucking gorgeous...