'Hey, aren't you Willy the One-eyed Milkman?" "According to your mum I am, boy." 'But why did she refer to you as her "GArbage-man Lover?" "Ah that's because I once emptied my sack in her back passage." "You sick fuck...."
"What happened to your eye?" "Jack was wanking again" "But Jack lives on that island all the way over there!" "Ah, he's a powerful swimmer and so are his sperm".
'Hey, aren't you Willy the One-eyed Milkman?"
ReplyDelete"According to your mum I am, boy."
'But why did she refer to you as her "GArbage-man Lover?"
"Ah that's because I once emptied my sack in her back passage."
"You sick fuck...."
"CUNT!"
ReplyDelete"WANKER!"
"Hey, look! Booty!"
ReplyDeleteRoger turned and ran, once again skipping out on his pirate-pilates class.
"Don't point! You'll have someone's eye out."
ReplyDeleteGood on you, Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteGood, but redundant.
ReplyDeleteStill, not your fault I recycle my images far apart so people won't notice...
"BOLLOCKS! It was on your other eye yesterday. Bol-effing-locks!"
ReplyDelete"...bollocks indeed."
"What happened to your eye?"
ReplyDelete"Jack was wanking again"
"But Jack lives on that island all the way over there!"
"Ah, he's a powerful swimmer and so are his sperm".
- "Go on pull my finger."
ReplyDelete- "O, grow up farty boy."
"Hey! You stole my patch!"
ReplyDelete"Stephen!! That's no fair, I thought we agreed that I would wear the fashionably out of date swim trunks to the Gay Swimmers Awards!"
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