Friday, August 31, 2007

The Past Had it Coming

Time once again to derive comedy mileage from the mundane fact that words don't quite mean what they used to sometimes:

'It looks as if she's just made a hole and stuck this thing, whatever it is, in. But it's a crazy thing to do. She must be a bit queer.' 'Don!' ejaculated Susan, horrified.

This one has the trifecta of "queer", "ejaculate" and an easily construed sexual innuendo! If only they'd managed to work "prophylactic" in there somehow, there'd be nothing left for me to do. Like, ever.

3 comments:

  1. bet you've gandered through
    Finnegans Wake
    where all is
    sex and death

    haven't you

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  2. I don't read. Books give you cancer.

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  3. Yes, I is possible to make Susan ejaculate. But it takes hard work and dedication. And you have to be there when it happens, or else she will deny it.

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