"Right Mr Jones, you've passed the rickety bridge test, now when I tap you on the shoulder along this road I want you to perform another emergency stop. I enjoyed the last one so much."
"Doesn't the examiner normally just stand by the side of the road?"
"Now that wouldn't be half as much fun now, would it dear boy?"
Damn that was close. Timmy hadn't anticipated the dangers of being promoted from pizza delivery boy to Frenchman delivery but he had better get a freaking big tip.
"Pardon me mon frere, but your 'entrance to the chunnel' is that way, behind us."
ReplyDelete"Right Mr Jones, you've passed the rickety bridge test, now when I tap you on the shoulder along this road I want you to perform another emergency stop. I enjoyed the last one so much."
ReplyDelete"Doesn't the examiner normally just stand by the side of the road?"
"Now that wouldn't be half as much fun now, would it dear boy?"
"Ng! Oh God! All right, one more bump should do it."
ReplyDeleteProfessor Jim would steer while Tommy worked the throttle.
ReplyDeletemany boys eddie's age had imaginary friends. But only eddie had an imaginary nazi friend, who made him steal motorcycles in the rain.
ReplyDeleteDamn that was close. Timmy hadn't anticipated the dangers of being promoted from pizza delivery boy to Frenchman delivery but he had better get a freaking big tip.
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