The plan appeared to be over almost as quickly as it had begun...Steve hurriedly covered up but he knew the girls had caught a glimpse of his frock-wood.
The ruse was working. As Cindy blathered on about the benefits of felt hats over straw, Laura skulked behind, got her coat, and left. It could be hours before ol' chatterbox realized she was talking to a cardboard cutout.
"I say," said Felicity, "I've been meaning to ask you this for some time, Jennifer, but do you think that you and I might...I mean...what are you doing tomorrow night?"
To explain why she had male reproductive parts was far too complex. No, she would just keep discussing oil vs synthetic paint benefits as her concealed erection went down... Indeed, that usually did the trick.
The plan appeared to be over almost as quickly as it had begun...Steve hurriedly covered up but he knew the girls had caught a glimpse of his frock-wood.
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ReplyDeleteThe ruse was working. As Cindy blathered on about the benefits of felt hats over straw, Laura skulked behind, got her coat, and left. It could be hours before ol' chatterbox realized she was talking to a cardboard cutout.
ReplyDelete"I say," said Felicity, "I've been meaning to ask you this for some time, Jennifer, but do you think that you and I might...I mean...what are you doing tomorrow night?"
ReplyDeleteTo explain why she had male reproductive parts was far too complex. No, she would just keep discussing oil vs synthetic paint benefits as her concealed erection went down... Indeed, that usually did the trick.
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