Bernice smiled to herself. The powerful, magnetized Ben Wa balls she had inserted into herself earlier had worked on Martha’s braces like magic. It was almost too easy.
"I know I'm showing you up in front of your pals, and you've even all got your own bowling balls and all that, but I don't care. I just can't wear those awful two-tone shoes with this dress."
"Oh, I see him. Come here, Hammy. Come on, boy. I've got some sunflower seeds for you if you come out. No, it's no good, Hazel - he hasn't enough room - he can't turn around".
John: "I can't believe you actually were fooled into thinking I was a girl, just because I put a dress on, Cynthia." Cynthia: "MMMf MMMMfMMM MMFF MM." John: "That's it baby, right there..."
Bertie may have liked dressing in women's clothing but that didn't mean he wasn't all man.
ReplyDeleteCynthia [mumbling] 'I was right, it's not the shoes that are making that awful smell'
ReplyDeleteBernice smiled to herself. The powerful, magnetized Ben Wa balls she had inserted into herself earlier had worked on Martha’s braces like magic. It was almost too easy.
ReplyDeleteExplaining to Mom that her braces were stuck would be the easy part. Explaining WHERE they got stuck would be just a little bit harder.
ReplyDelete"I know I'm showing you up in front of your pals, and you've even all got your own bowling balls and all that, but I don't care. I just can't wear those awful two-tone shoes with this dress."
ReplyDeleteAnd Cut - O.K. guys that's great. Now we roll with the clothes off.
ReplyDeleteCome on. Anyone for obvious week?
ReplyDelete"Oral Sex."
"Mary only half believed that Yvonne was really all that upset about it. Oral sex was the obvious ulterior motive here."
ReplyDeleteYes, it was damned degrading but the girls still preferred "Siamese
ReplyDeleteTwins" over that little shit's pet term "Cunnaling-Twinks."
I say Lettice! Do my eyes deceive me or is that merkin made of Dynel?"
ReplyDeleteWho knew that the first "reach around" was performed by 2 women?
ReplyDelete"Oh, I see him. Come here, Hammy. Come on, boy. I've got some sunflower seeds for you if you come out. No, it's no good, Hazel - he hasn't enough room - he can't turn around".
ReplyDelete"Diana, have you been cooking bacon? No, no. Forget I said anything. Please. I was mistaken."
ReplyDelete"HELLOOOOOOO! ...hellooooo.... helloooo....hello!" yelled martha
ReplyDeletebut her desperate shouts wwere fruitless, Janes bottomless vagina had swollowed yet another hapless gynocologist....
then the sucking noise started again.
"NOOOO!ITS GOT MY NOSE!"
Before KY Jelly was invented, the only way to lubricate was with another woman's tears.
ReplyDeleteJohn: "I can't believe you actually were fooled into thinking I was a girl, just because I put a dress on, Cynthia."
ReplyDeleteCynthia: "MMMf MMMMfMMM MMFF MM."
John: "That's it baby, right there..."
"You're right! I CAN hear the ocean!"
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