"Timmy, Caesar Augustus's favorites were happy to do it for him and, don't tell the others, you're my favorite. Just pretend we're on Capri. And call me Octavian."
It was then that Dr Endoscopy ran to the banks of Paedophilia Lake and told us the secret...SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! And with that he gave a chuckle and shit himself.
All I'm saying is, there's a whole Commandment that says kids have to obey their parents, but I don't recall anything in the Bible about "no kiddy-fiddling".
Oh shit - here comes the hubby and we don't yet have this old bitch drowned yet. Betsy, Judy: grab your sticks and hold her down while she's weak. It'll take Bobby, Dean and myself to get the fat one down and hold him...
Wow. Just wow.
ReplyDelete"Timmy, Caesar Augustus's favorites were happy to do it for him and, don't tell the others, you're my favorite. Just pretend we're on Capri. And call me Octavian."
ReplyDeleteI know this is supposed to be for amusing alternative captions, but I just wanted to say that you're the best kind of sick.
ReplyDeleteIt was then that Dr Endoscopy ran to the banks of Paedophilia Lake and told us the secret...SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! And with that he gave a chuckle and shit himself.
ReplyDeleteAll I'm saying is, there's a whole Commandment that says kids have to obey their parents, but I don't recall anything in the Bible about "no kiddy-fiddling".
ReplyDeleteScenes from history no 4.
ReplyDeleteArchimedes invents Monopoly.
Oh shit - here comes the hubby and we don't yet have this old bitch drowned yet. Betsy, Judy: grab your sticks and hold her down while she's weak. It'll take Bobby, Dean and myself to get the fat one down and hold him...
ReplyDeleteThe Fat Controller is powerless to stop the children of the damned from disposing of Bertie the Bus.
ReplyDelete"Damn you crazy kids!"
"Well duuhh!."