Time to call it a day, I'm thinking. It's been two-and-a-bit years and two-and-a-bit hundred comics and I'm just plain out of Funny. My, what times we've had, what with the japery and the wit and the horse-fucking and what have you. Memories I'll cherish and so on and so forth.
Thanks for reading, and for the comments -- I'll be back with another thing another time, as is my wont.
So that just leaves one thing:
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckers, fucking, fuck, fuck! Fuck. Enjoyed. Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteI hope the essential fluids you've spent on hilarity can soon be replenished and used again to put funny on the internet.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the work! I'll always keep my eyes out for a hook.
ReplyDeleteGood times! Thanks for putting a smile on my face! :-)
ReplyDeleteAw, man...*pout* The internet is now a little less Teh Funney.
ReplyDeleteAh well, thanks for the laughs, come back whenever you're ready, y'hear?
You devastating bastard.
ReplyDeleteThanks for everything.
Good call. You're going out on top.
ReplyDeleteSorry it's over - but thanks for keeping us amused these past 2 years :)
ReplyDeleteThank you for the funny. There were gasps of horror through the house as I announced Monkey Fluids' retirement.
ReplyDeleteIs there a mailing list on which we can sign for notification of future projects?
You are the grandfather of fuck (but from out here, we'll never understand).
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggles, bro.
Nnnooooooooooooo.....
ReplyDeleteI'll never look at junk-store books with the same eyes again.
...because I'm going to rip them out and stamp on them.
Bless you.
That's pretty depressing dude. I've never commented but I enjoyed this site a lot. :(
ReplyDeleteBest of luck and stuff.
Well that just fucking sucks, but you are right - better to go out on top then after you've jumped the shark.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs, you rock.
Damn ... any future projects, let us know through your Monkey Fluids feed
ReplyDeleteDamn. I just found your site about a month ago, and now you're retiring. That's the way my luck goes.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the entertainment.
Nooooooooooo! Where can I go for high brow entertainment now?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the twisted laughs. Enjoy your retirement.
ReplyDeleteThis was a comedy site?
ReplyDeleteI yearn for you tragically.
You are making a lot of people sad. That's not how it works. See, you're supposed to make them happy with your japes and frolics!
ReplyDeleteOh, how woe we are, abandoned by our shining light in lolsex! Seriously. It sucks, but at least we'll have the archives.
Dash it all!
ReplyDeleteWon't somebody think of the children!!!
ReplyDeleteYou'll be back... I can feel it in my semen.
"Au revoir"??
ReplyDeleteI prefer "Fuck off quitter, see if I care"
Anybody got a tissue?
(That could be because I've got something in my eye, or it could be that good ole lolsex.)
I just found this comic a couple weeks ago and you're quiting now??
ReplyDeleteHow do we find out what you're doing next?
Well, i've enjoyed this quite a lot. Thanks for all.
ReplyDeleteNoooooooo!!!! It can't be!!!
ReplyDeleteWait...you've done this before. Yes, that's it. You can't quit. You can try, but we'll keep pulling you back in. You'll be back, you funny bastard. You'll. Be. Back.
Thanks for the laughs.
Only found MF two months ago. 'kin brill mate. Sorry that it's the end but seriously good while it lasted. Best of luck for the future!
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Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteYou're the second retirement I've had on my feedreader this week!
Thanks for the memories, Josh. The sick, twisted, unsettling, disturbing, disquieting memories.
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ReplyDeleteChalk me up as another person who only recently found this, and now must say good-bye. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteStill, no complaints. You gave us more laughs than most of us deserved. you owe us nothing; we owe you much.
But, seriously, keep us in the loop on future projects, etc.
I just recently found you, damn!
ReplyDeleteReally enjoyed the saracasm. Reconsider or at least chime in from time to time.
have thoroughly enjoyed your site. of the many comics i visit, this is maybe the funniest. thanks for that!
ReplyDeletebest to you!!
Best. Diversion. Ever. Thanks.
ReplyDelete(Even though I just discovered your site, grrrr..)
oh, c´mon!
ReplyDeleteit´s one of my favorite things on the web.
have a great life!
and please keep us informed of your new projects.
a big hug from Brazil!
This makes me very sad :(
ReplyDeleteThanks for making the internets a shinier place
*Sigh* Farewell to a favorite.
ReplyDeleteYou witty, wise-ass bastard: you were far, far too much fun...
Your regular chuckles will be missed.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy recharging all your fluids.
Fuck God noooo!!!
ReplyDeleteI will split my fluids tonight in your honour.
Thanks for the laughs!!!
It's been a lot of fun. Thanks for all the laughs, and if you're up to anything else, let us know here. I'll drop by occasionally.
ReplyDeleteI must agree with everyone here, Josh. Your fluids (and the monkey's) will be sorely missed. The world will seem a little darker without this site.
ReplyDeleteGood luck to you.
Very sorry to see the end of something so brilliant. Thanks for the laughs, we'll all miss you.
ReplyDeleteI just knew Timmy Fucked his sister. I bet he fucked Aunt Bee there and tossed Mr. Whipple's salad too. That Timmy is a horn dog for sure! I love the cute way that you can see in the comic how Mr. Whipple is jamming a loaf of Atora Beef Suet up Aunt Bee's ass in the picture.
ReplyDeleteYour site is good if you like debauchery, low-brow humor, vulgarity and unlimited sexual inuendos and snide comments, but I am not into the fucking shit. Still, somehow I feel I have to say it: I love you man, don't go!
Gonna miss the funny
ReplyDeletekeeping me going through school
I'll keep an eye
Le boo!!! You'll be sorely missed, you Antipodean rapedog. Or maybe just sore, I forget.
ReplyDeleteAnd Gemma says, "Beef clitoris racing tyres".
Ichabod! We howl, we wail. We rend our garments. We go to the dentist to improve our teeth gnashing action. Monkey semen futures plummet. The market crashes. The lights are going out all over Europe. The world turns on it's dark side, it is Winter.
ReplyDeleteOh where is the potty talk of yesteryear? Not ordinary potty, but a Sevres porcelain night soil for the court of Napoleon III, note the exquisite use of gold leaf. A Chinese tripod gazunda from the Sung dynasty. Oh, wither away, rude and risable body parts, your time is truly fled, and there is nothing here for you any more.
Yea, we can still post to the site, like a grieving lover desparately giving the kiss of life to the day-old corpse rather than admit the spark is gone. No, he doesn't reall mean it - he'll be back - any moment now the monkey will start breathing.
Ehu, fugaces. Shine on, Josh, you crazy diamond. Ace boffo while it lasted.
thanks for all the laughs good sir
ReplyDeleteNooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!
ReplyDeletealas i lament at the passing of a great and noble action of this strange electronic web. many thanks for a job well done - keep in touch!
ReplyDeleteI have alternatively, and sometimes simultaneously laughed, cried, shat, howled and on one occasion I think I went off in me strides. Thanks for the great idea and to all the supremely funny people who have made this site a blast. As soon as you get bored with fisting sheep as we all know that's what you do in NZ) please come back and do more of the fluids
ReplyDeleteThanks for the fluids you magnificent tart.
ReplyDeleteAlways funny, always welcome and always, always about teh cock and teh rudies.
I actually made reader mail once - it was a Van Helsing skit under anonymous (I did it at work - meh)and nobody believed me - but I knew and I was proud dammit. I will miss visiting.
Good luck with the rest of everything.
Well, fuck-a-doodle-doo. Add this to the growing shit heap of disasters that occurred on my birthday (the 15th). Why?! Why?! You bastards! It was too soon! I only just found this place! If that's the way you're going to be, then I have only one thing to say: Good luck in anything else you do, and thanks for the hilarity.
ReplyDeleteSorry to see you go, but thanks for all the laughs. You've certainly given me plenty. I'll never look at an old children's book in the same way again. In the meanwhile, I'll just have to amuse myself with the juvenile snarkiness that is Encyclopedia Dramatica.
ReplyDeletefarewell! enjoyed it greatly.
ReplyDeleteJust found it, just lost it. That's life!!
ReplyDeleteSee ya!
Well shit...I just finished the damn archive, became addicted and you LEAVE???
ReplyDeleteYou manky git!!! Not nice...not nice atall!!
Thank you SO very much for all the funnies...I haven't been so apalled or giggled so hard in YEARS!!
Come back refreshed!!
Cum-slurping cunt-guzzler fucktard! Fuck fuck fuckity fuckfuck.
ReplyDeleteShit balls and puss blisters.
This is one of the better comics out there and now its gone.
Poop.
Oh NOES!
ReplyDeleteI hope you keep posting new ones when the right idea strikes you - funny stuff!
Genuis!
ReplyDeleteSickness!
Evil!
Comedy!
Retirement!
arse-biscuits.
[sigh]
Did Timmy fuck his own sister or the monkey's sister? I thought you were going to clear this up, and yet you've left us hanging on. Whassamatter? You write Hollywood blockbusters in your spare time and can't break the habit?
ReplyDeleteSo long, and thanks for all the horse-sex.
ReplyDeletePfah--where do I go now? Rock you do and a rock you have been. Good work. Rock on
ReplyDeleteAll these; "I just found you and now you're gone" monkeys. All these "waaahhh!!! and Booo hooo" fluids...
ReplyDeleteOh dear. How sad. Never mind.
Oh bugger, I've only just found out.
ReplyDeleteThanks for this amazing years, Josh!
ReplyDeleteU rule, man!!!!
Sure you won't reconsider? Go on...I'm having a shit time at work. Just one more?
ReplyDeleteI've now officially seen the whole of the internet. Good-day!
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