Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his heterogeneous fluids? You’d think we’d have figured it out by now.
Ok. Apart from Anne Frank laying a cable with a hook in it, this is my favourite!Oh. And the suitcase pokery nearly made me wee myself too. Keep up the great work!
"As interesting as the owl was, Johnny couldn't help but notice Lisa shit herself"
Johnny watched carefully as Lisa showed him how to give his owl a rectal exam.--Hewligan
Now now Mr Hoot, if you don't do the trick, you get the finger again. The BIG finger.
"But WHY must we kill them, Mr. Hootsy?"
Little Frankie and Jennifer were relieved that their owlet smuggling racket was not detected at the customs gate. Jennifer playfully wagged her finger "Phwoar! Time to wash you down, little guys." "Yes," said Frankie "Your's smells like a fish market."I can't believe I am signing my name to this. Oh well. I don't have any dignity anyhoo. At least I crack me up.
There's an "owl and the pussycat" joke in the last post...
"Archive footage from the 50's shows before that Rowling hack took liberties with his life story ,Harry had a different sense of style and a submissive nature"
"But, Miss Nelson, the owllypop keeps nipping me!""That's why you bite their heads off first, Billy."
Ok. Apart from Anne Frank laying a cable with a hook in it, this is my favourite!
ReplyDeleteOh. And the suitcase pokery nearly made me wee myself too.
Keep up the great work!
"As interesting as the owl was, Johnny couldn't help but notice Lisa shit herself"
ReplyDeleteJohnny watched carefully as Lisa showed him how to give his owl a rectal exam.
ReplyDelete--Hewligan
Now now Mr Hoot, if you don't do the trick, you get the finger again. The BIG finger.
ReplyDelete"But WHY must we kill them, Mr. Hootsy?"
ReplyDeleteLittle Frankie and Jennifer were relieved that their owlet smuggling racket was not detected at the customs gate.
ReplyDeleteJennifer playfully wagged her finger "Phwoar! Time to wash you down, little guys."
"Yes," said Frankie "Your's smells like a fish market."
I can't believe I am signing my name to this. Oh well. I don't have any dignity anyhoo. At least I crack me up.
There's an "owl and the pussycat" joke in the last post...
ReplyDelete"Archive footage from the 50's shows before that Rowling hack took liberties with his life story ,Harry had a different sense of style and a submissive nature"
ReplyDelete"But, Miss Nelson, the owllypop keeps nipping me!"
ReplyDelete"That's why you bite their heads off first, Billy."