"Just keep walking, just keep looking forward. Pretend you can't hear him," thought Janice as the distressed security guard shouted at her from the door of the morgue.
"Really, Fay, if this is going to happen every time we go into one of those funny Dutch Coffee shops, I'm not going to accept your invitations any more!"
Janice was beginning to think she had actually drawn the short straw with this whole siamese twin thing afterall.
ReplyDelete"Just keep walking, just keep looking forward. Pretend you can't hear him," thought Janice as the distressed security guard shouted at her from the door of the morgue.
ReplyDeleteIt puts the lotion in the basket...
ReplyDelete"I'm waiting for Mr Tumnus indeed" Thought Susan as she dragged Lucy back towards the wardrobe " No more gin for you my Lass"
ReplyDeleteAll she had to do was skin it, and Janice had finally become a Hunter-Gatherer....
ReplyDeleteI just hate these lesbian pot luck dinners!
ReplyDelete"Really, Fay, if this is going to happen every time we go into one of those funny Dutch Coffee shops, I'm not going to accept your invitations any more!"
ReplyDelete'Custody was a trying affair in times past'
ReplyDeleteThat is the best one yet... keep em coming!
ReplyDeleteHealth and Safety Regulation 3063A
ReplyDelete"All female marathon runners from 30 September 2007, will be required to carry a spare"
The Iditarod gets stranger and stranger every year.
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