Due to the fact that Felicity had failed to develop wings on her descent from the fourth storey of St Jessica's Grammar school for Girls, the class thought this an adequate refutation of the theory of 'evolution'...
The true horror of what was about to occur spread rapidly through the classroom, filling the girls' souls with overpowering, stomach-churning dread. As the others stood paralysed with fear, some screaming, others weeping helplessly, only the courage and slender arms of Violet protected them from a fate so ghastly as to defy comprehension. Betsy ... had ... returned.
No longer able to restrain herself, Betsy put the entire esoteric transgender S&M community to shame by whipping out her turgid phallus and violating the sacred window dancer -right then and there.
Jesus. Just as I thought this site couldn't possibly get any funnier. This one made me laugh so hard, a little bit of wee came out.
ReplyDelete...putting the "Fluids" in "Monkey Fluids" since 2006...
ReplyDeleteThe girls realised, probably too late, that teasing Daisy about her body odour was bound to lead to trouble
ReplyDeleteeven though felicity could have plunged to her death any second, anne still couldn't resist trying to catch a flash of betty's knickers
ReplyDeleteDue to the fact that Felicity had failed to develop wings on her descent from the fourth storey of St Jessica's Grammar school for Girls, the class thought this an adequate refutation of the theory of 'evolution'...
ReplyDeleteSweet Jesus. That's... that was the greatest thing I think I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteI just laughed for about ten minutes straight. My sides hurt. I think I may have lost five pounds.
"LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S GOT THE TICKLES!"
ReplyDeleteThe true horror of what was about to occur spread rapidly through the classroom, filling the girls' souls with overpowering, stomach-churning dread. As the others stood paralysed with fear, some screaming, others weeping helplessly, only the courage and slender arms of Violet protected them from a fate so ghastly as to defy comprehension. Betsy ... had ... returned.
ReplyDeleteNo longer able to restrain herself, Betsy put the entire esoteric transgender S&M community to shame by whipping out her turgid phallus and violating the sacred window dancer -right then and there.
ReplyDeleteI laughed lots! I am a real geek like yoooouu :-) xxxxxx
ReplyDeleteOh my god...
ReplyDeleteThis is the funniest shit I've seen online in years.
And I'm supposed to be finishing term papers that are late.
And I click and click and click.
Damn it.
LOL