The girls attempts at artificially insiminating the beast were doomed from the start, however. Bobby knew the other animals would give him hell for this.
The other girls had laughed at Belinda because of her deformity, but when she won the annual cross-country race, they all praised her as a hero. Scarcely a week later, the ravages of puberty struck, and Belinda soon missed the days when they only laughed.
Exhausted as they were, the girls couldn't help worrying about Miss Lewisham, tied to the tree back at the school lodge. But her instructions had been very clear, and they didn't dare to disobey: all had solemnly promised that no matter what she said, they wouldn't untie her until they had beaten her ass.
"I just know that I'll be the girl Hef chooses tonight," gushed Mitzi. "He always wants the one with the perfect ass."
ReplyDeleteThe girls attempts at artificially insiminating the beast were doomed from the start, however. Bobby knew the other animals would give him hell for this.
ReplyDelete"Quick," cried Arabella, "we just can't let him get away. Everyone's saying that mules are this year's must-have."
ReplyDelete"It's a re-enactment of the Somme."
ReplyDelete"How so?"
"Leannes led by donkeys."
The other girls had laughed at Belinda because of her deformity, but when she won the annual cross-country race, they all praised her as a hero. Scarcely a week later, the ravages of puberty struck, and Belinda soon missed the days when they only laughed.
ReplyDeleteExhausted as they were, the girls couldn't help worrying about Miss Lewisham, tied to the tree back at the school lodge. But her instructions had been very clear, and they didn't dare to disobey: all had solemnly promised that no matter what she said, they wouldn't untie her until they had beaten her ass.
ReplyDeleteThe school reenactment of Palm Sunday went rather flat when Millicent, playing Jesus, got a low branch full in the face and fell off the donkey.
ReplyDeleteSteve Dix made me smile.
ReplyDeleteClaire and June knew it wasn't a real My Little Pony, but Jane was high as a kite and they wanted in.
ReplyDeleteAt the Midsummer Nights Dream rehersal Dotty got carried away in her role as Queen Titania
ReplyDeleteLater, the girls would refuse to explain exactly how the ass had managed to eat all of their underpants.
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