Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his heterogeneous fluids? You’d think we’d have figured it out by now.
If mommy sees the track marks, there shall be no more pudding for me. That, I'm sure of!
gthe problem with sniffing glue, is you keep accidentally getting stuck to, oh say, your bedspread! or your elbow
With horribly deformed fingers and no discernable breasts, Lucinda had to chase the dragon to ease her pain.
The multiple vigina beast attacks again, smothering poor Freda's legs
Felicity rubbed the poison dart serum into her elbow. When Johnny came looking for "a little of the old heave-ho" tonight, he'd be in for a surprise.
Felicia stared wanly at the room full of novice bukkake fiends and wondered vaguely whether one of them would ever hit the target. The bed cover was soaking.
"Goddamnit! Morphine just doesn't do it for me anymore!"
Hahahahahhha, this one was my favourite by far. Nicely done.
If mommy sees the track marks, there shall be no more pudding for me. That, I'm sure of!
ReplyDeletegthe problem with sniffing glue, is you keep accidentally getting stuck to, oh say, your bedspread! or your elbow
ReplyDeleteWith horribly deformed fingers and no discernable breasts, Lucinda had to chase the dragon to ease her pain.
ReplyDeleteThe multiple vigina beast attacks again, smothering poor Freda's legs
ReplyDeleteFelicity rubbed the poison dart serum into her elbow. When Johnny came looking for "a little of the old heave-ho" tonight, he'd be in for a surprise.
ReplyDeleteFelicia stared wanly at the room full of novice bukkake fiends and wondered vaguely whether one of them would ever hit the target. The bed cover was soaking.
ReplyDelete"Goddamnit! Morphine just doesn't do it for me anymore!"
ReplyDeleteHahahahahhha, this one was my favourite by far. Nicely done.
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