"Harrumph!" fumed Captain Blackpatch when he saw the wind had blown his towel off hand-stuffed innocent towelrack. "I knew I should have moulded the boy's hand around my cock to give a better grip on the towels."
" Sebastian, there is absolutely no point in you continually waggling your finger at me like some clumsy dignity free actor in a low budget 3D science fiction film. Without the benefit of stereoscopic vision it just looks like you have an inordantly large finger"
"Aha! Then I have proved my earlier argument regarding perspective Kenneth. Now, I shall discreetly disrobe while you fetch Belinda from behind those bushes. Ensure she is wearing the eyepatch and get ready to take some notes as I make Science live for her!."
"Does my finger smell?"
ReplyDelete"You've just had a crap in the bushes haven't you? I'm not smelling that, you filthy bastard."
keep that left foot in the water...you'll get your eye back
ReplyDelete"Breasticles!"
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Before we begin your first wrestling lesson, you'll have to choose a finger to be bitten off by me, "El Pirate-o".
ReplyDelete"Harrumph!" fumed Captain Blackpatch when he saw the wind had blown his towel off hand-stuffed innocent towelrack.
ReplyDelete"I knew I should have moulded the boy's hand around my cock to give a better grip on the towels."
"hey look, over there, your eye"
ReplyDelete"youre not getting me with that again you sick bastard."
avJunior Mad Scientist at large
ReplyDelete" Sebastian, there is absolutely no point in you continually waggling your finger at me like some clumsy dignity free actor in a low budget 3D science fiction film. Without the benefit of stereoscopic vision it just looks like you have an inordantly large finger"
"Aha! Then I have proved my earlier argument regarding perspective Kenneth. Now, I shall discreetly disrobe while you fetch Belinda from behind those bushes. Ensure she is wearing the eyepatch and get ready to take some notes as I make Science live for her!."
"War Veterans" thought Suzi "That explains the freakish left arm, the eye patch and the homoerotic stance."
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