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I Say Nothing

Picked up a new book of source materials, whose cover I present without comment:

Scatological Humour

I just like the word "harridan"

28 Years Earlier

Rewengee

Also: Heh.

I feel dirty now, how about you?

In reference to the last comic on the subject of fan-generated fiction:

I fucking knew it!

I’m not even going to check for the existence of this one's subject – there's no doubt that it's out there:

"EXPECTO PATRONUM!" cried Hagrid, as the silvery spray erupted from the tip of his wand.
"Well -- whoever called you a Squib was clearly misinformed."
Hagrid looked up with a start as Snapes entered the room, smiling cruelly and loosening his robes...

Jesus Christ, how did that even get in my head? All I can think of now is Alan Rickman wiping his cock on Robbie Coltrane’s beard and reaching for a swig of Butterbeer. How am I still conscious? Why won't I just die?!!!

Revelations

Meanwhile, Under the Big Top

Stop that Santa!