Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his heterogeneous fluids? You’d think we’d have figured it out by now.
"Let's go back to my place. Please? I promise I won't stick it in your eye again."
Sometimes Josh, just sometimes, I think I love you.
And sometimes, just sometimes, I think you've loved me. But then I realise it's just toothpaste.
Damn - Dan beat me to the skullfuck joke.
And sometimes, just sometimes, I think you've loved me. But then I realise it's just toothpaste.Damn. What the hell flavors do they sell over there across the pond?
"I say, look over here: a working-class man is urinating in the street!""Too late! It's already running down my leg."
Actually Josh, I'm not sure it is toothpaste.Real toothpaste doesn't take three minutes and a copy of Hustler to get pumped out of the tube.
And sometimes, just sometimes, I think you've loved me. But then I realise it's just toothpaste.Damn. What the hell flavors do they sell over there across the pond?spermint
"No I'd really rather just have a cappucino. I've given up all that gay stuff because it made my eyes water""Ah! But since the accident it won't be half as bad."
"Let's go back to my place. Please? I promise I won't stick it in your eye again."
ReplyDeleteSometimes Josh, just sometimes, I think I love you.
ReplyDeleteAnd sometimes, just sometimes, I think you've loved me. But then I realise it's just toothpaste.
ReplyDeleteDamn - Dan beat me to the skullfuck joke.
ReplyDeleteAnd sometimes, just sometimes, I think you've loved me. But then I realise it's just toothpaste.
ReplyDeleteDamn. What the hell flavors do they sell over there across the pond?
"I say, look over here: a working-class man is urinating in the street!"
ReplyDelete"Too late! It's already running down my leg."
Actually Josh, I'm not sure it is toothpaste.
ReplyDeleteReal toothpaste doesn't take three minutes and a copy of Hustler to get pumped out of the tube.
And sometimes, just sometimes, I think you've loved me. But then I realise it's just toothpaste.
ReplyDeleteDamn. What the hell flavors do they sell over there across the pond?
spermint
"No I'd really rather just have a cappucino. I've given up all that gay stuff because it made my eyes water"
ReplyDelete"Ah! But since the accident it won't be half as bad."