Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Mistletoe and Wine

Web access has proved to be a little tricky to come by in my current location, but it's Christmas, so I should probably make an effort:

It is a sad and poorly-known fact that Santa Claus is actually lactose intolerant. All of those glasses of milk see him dashing to the lavatory every couple of houses. He is often pursued on these occasions by members of the Catholic Church, who believe that his saintly excretions can bestow magical powers.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Auf Wiedersehen

Yeah, look, I probably should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm flying to Germany this evening for a three week holiday. Any updates during that time will be dependent on the internet access at wherever I happen to be staying.

While I'm away, I leave you this unaltered image to consider:

Laying the Bogey - ??

Is there a non-obscene meaning one can attribute to that title? If there is, I can't find it.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The Secret of Cows

After years of questing, Bertie was finally told the Secret of Cows by a wise old bullock. But he was forever shattered by the truths it contained...

Thursday, December 06, 2007


The girls were pissed again. Granny didn't mind, but she kept a tight grip on her knitting needle, just in case one of them swung too close.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007