Auf Wiedersehen

Yeah, look, I probably should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm flying to Germany this evening for a three week holiday. Any updates during that time will be dependent on the internet access at wherever I happen to be staying.

While I'm away, I leave you this unaltered image to consider:



Is there a non-obscene meaning one can attribute to that title? If there is, I can't find it.

Bonus Material

To provide a break from the usual hilarity, I present: a completely different kind of hilarity!

It's been a long while indeed since I did one of these -- in a mind-blowing reversal of the natural order of things, here's an original caption that deserves a new picture, or perhaps an expanded narrative (one you will doubtless supply in the foetid depths of your pustulent imaginations -- I don't want to know).

Improper Thoughts

Once again, I don't know if I've actually improved on the original caption:

Smutty Innuendo

Well, that was needlessly vulgar. As an added bonus, the original caption for that picture:

Heh heh... "bowels"...

A Simpler Time

Something different for you today: Here's an original caption -- you can supply your own mental image.

Ah, for the days when "Father?" "ejaculate" and "gulp" could appear in the same sentence and escape comment...

You Can't Improve on Perfection

I swear to God, I have not altered this image (or the text) in any way:

It's funny, because the word "queer" has changed in meaning over time from "strange" to "lesbian, gay or transgender"! And the hockeystick looks like a massive dildo.

Mock the past. MOCK IT!