Tuesday, January 15, 2008

I've Got a Dog Called Segue

'Say, that is a nice fan - you know what else is nice? Not having herpes. Now, about herpes...' Lucile took the news hard, but she had to admire Tiffany's skill with a segue.


Anonymous said...

I have to laugh. Thank you. I found out a couple of weeks ago that I have herpes from a tryst many, many years ago.

At least this way I can laugh about it, rather than cry. :)

Anonymous said...

Centurion "Which one of you has got herpes?"

Kirk Douglas "I..."

Tony Curtis "I've got herpes."

Second gladiator "No! I've got herpes"

Third gladiator "I'VE got herpes!!"

etc. etc.

shadow said...

Your site rocks... we will mirror a few to get the juices of the mutants flowing and then send them here for you to dissect and suck into dry powdery consumers hellbent on using a credit card-- anyone's credit card.

Anonymous said...

'Yes Stephanie, just like that but with your clothes off'.

Art students they're all the same only one thing on their mind.

Anonymous said...

So, now we'll practice our Tessenjutsu and the winner gets to use the strapon!
Our school *will* get on to Ultimate Surrender or I'll resign my commission in the St. Ursula's dyke squad... so help me.

Anonymous said...

"Here, I'll give you the fan and I'll grab the Necronomicon."

"Do you remember the words?"

"Klaatu... Barrada...something"

The remake of Army of Darkness was as horrible as predicted.

Anonymous said...

"You may well gaze in awe at my fan, but just wait until I introduce you to the wonderful world of books!"

It was difficult at first, but with a little ingenuity females across the land were taught to read.

Anonymous said...

"LOOK WHAT I RIPPED OFF THAT TURKEYS ARSE!" yelled lucy, frivolently.

"oh dear" thought mary, it ws going to be another long day at st.brutis's school for the criminally insane.

Anonymous said...

"Are those throwing knives, Lara?", drawled the prefect, "I hope your parents sent enough for everyone..."

From "Lara Croft's Schooldays" chapter IV: "Confiscated!".