Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Reader Mail #5


Been a while since I did one of these -- this one was submitted by "Anonymous", 22 September 2006. They always seem to be from “Anonymous”, don’t they? Maybe it’s only by abandoning all sense of self and personal aggrandisement that true comedy genius can be achieved. Something to think about.


Anonymous said...

"Indy! That's not your whip, it's a sn..."

"Sshhhhhh! Don't tell him! This is going to hilarious!"

"But he's about to do the trick where he tucks his whip down the back of his pants and..."

"I said SHUT UP!"

Anonymous said...

1st Tribesman "What the bloody hell is he doing!"

2nd Tribesman "Sshh! VT is rolling. He says this will get the ratings up."

1st Tribesman "Well he's gonna come a cropper one of these days. Mark my words."

Anonymous said...

Dr. H C Woodecraft was finally shot as he, in a last desperate attempt to win the natives’ admiration, exposed them to one of his, in anthropological circles, positively infamous Famous Film Actor Imitations, combined with an – in his own opinion – rather ingenious pun or play on words; "I've had it with these mothafuckin' snakes on this mothafuckin' plain"

Anonymous said...

And the time-wizard readied himself to leave the slave plantation, after freezing time just long enough to play a small prank or two...

Anonymous said...

...and for my next trick, I will have this snake pull the rabbit out that is sticking out of the front of my pants....taaadaaaa.

Damn..whitey got skillz