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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his heterogeneous fluids? You’d think we’d have figured it out by now.

Thursday, April 09, 2026

Fuck it, here's a Lovecraft reference

'G’morning to ye, Jeeves! Go tell Master Lovecraft that I’ve brought a couple more o’ them Innsmouth sprats for his collection. Had ta dress’em as schoolchildren to get past the Law, but they’re plenty squamous, don’t you worry!'
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Tuesday, April 07, 2026

BOO-sef Stalin's Five-SCARE Plan

'A g-g-g-ghost!' 'J-J-J-Joseph Stalin!' Scene from the pilot episode of Stalin & Spook, Attorneys at Law. The show ran for fifteen seasons before being violently purged from all records.
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Thursday, April 02, 2026

A different kind of solvent abuse

Not content with gluing Timmy’s knees together, the devious Professor Pongo now sought to affix his head to the back of his jacket. If she wasn’t careful, Gracie would end up with her hand stuck to the poor boy as well.

It's a new month, which means a new Monkey. This is the law and the whole of the law.

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