Monkey Fluids

Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his heterogeneous fluids? You’d think we’d have figured it out by now.

Thursday, June 11, 2026

Advice sought

“OK, take this down: Dear Agony Aunt, I (20F) live in an uncaring universe (13,700,000,000NB) that’s indifferent to my dreams, desires and very existence as it spirals towards its inevitable heat death. Should we try anal?”
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Tuesday, June 09, 2026

This comic's gone to the nope, nope I can't do it

“Sorry, good harlot, but your sexual services will find no custom here.” “No, I’m not a—” “AWAY, WOMAN! Vex me not with your mercantile blowjobbery!” “You just want me to leave so you can fuck that dog.” “Impudence! My relationship with Huggles concerns you not! Also, yes.”
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Thursday, June 04, 2026

Who you gonna call? The! Vatican!

“BACK TO THE DARKNESS, ABOMINATION! I ABJURE THEE!” As the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man sank into the ground for good, Marjorie marvelled at how much easier a good old-fashioned exorcism was than all that silly business with positron colliders and proton packs.
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Tuesday, June 02, 2026

Gracie made a good Daenerys, though

“A crown for a king!” The Little Dorking Amateur Dramatic Society’s production of Game of Thrones Season 1 received mixed reviews, but one thing was certain: having a chimp play Khal Drogo was SUPER racist.
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