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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his heterogeneous fluids? You’d think we’d have figured it out by now.

Thursday, May 07, 2026

Bertie Spits Bars

"...so say you'll be my Valentine/ And pray, don't think me oafish. In turn I'll be your concubine/ The Hootie to your Blowfish." "Oh Bertie, that was wonderful - so iambic!" " And such current references!" "Well then you'll like my next one, girls - I call it I'd like to put my Portishead in your Luscious Jackson."
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Tuesday, May 05, 2026

May Monthly Monkey

“Mm, yes, that’s some fairly severe constipation, if your stance is anything to go by. Don’t worry—this poultice will draw everything out.” “Out through my head, Doctor Chimp?” “Indeed. Gracie, fetch a bucket. And an umbrella.”
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