Monkey Fluids

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Mistletoe and Wine

Web access has proved to be a little tricky to come by in my current location, but it's Christmas, so I should probably make an effort:

It is a sad and poorly-known fact that Santa Claus is actually lactose intolerant. All of those glasses of milk see him dashing to the lavatory every couple of houses. He is often pursued on these occasions by members of the Catholic Church, who believe that his saintly excretions can bestow magical powers.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Yeah, look, I probably should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm flying to Germany this evening for a three week holiday. Any updates during that time will be dependent on the internet access at wherever I happen to be staying.

While I'm away, I leave you this unaltered image to consider:

Is there a non-obscene meaning one can attribute to that title? If there is, I can't find it.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

It's Just Common Sense

Even though the landmines were clearly marked, it was safest to send the children in first to make sure.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The Secret of Cows

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Whee!

The girls were pissed again. Granny didn't mind, but she kept a tight grip on her knitting needle, just in case one of them swung too close.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Return to the Land of Porn

'Sorry girls, but I've always wanted to get my hands on the headmaster's package...' Land of Porn or not, mail theft is still mail theft. Desirae was busted.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Comic #200: Learning Pickup Lines with Bertie

'So tell me, girls: do the curtains match your vagina? No wait -- does your vagina match the carpet? Shit. Fuck. Oh come one, there's no need to involve the police.'

And that's number 200. There will now be the traditional brief interruption in transmission while I gasp for breath like a fat man chasing a cake. (A cake with legs.)