[realised I might as well post this here as in the older version]
"Hey look... it says here in the papers that the Woolvesworth Werewolf Virus has mutated into an airborne state!”
“Indeed, Timmy? Then I suppose that my breathing heavily into your ear in what I would like to consider an irresistibly sensual manner has already infected you, and that nothing I could possibly do next would make matters worse…?”
“Rufus, please. We both know that you carry a few more diseases than that up your furry old sleeve.”
"'Allies advance'?? Grim news for you my experimental nazi-werewolf chum, but as for myself, it's back to plan B, ditch the Hitler youth and make a bid for the papacy."
"Well Mrs Blenkinsop they said in the shop they're an intelligent breed, but there's something unnerving about the way it can roll its own with just the one hand. And sometimes I get the feeling it's undressing me with its eyes..... Still they're inseparable so I don't have the heart......."
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"Well Fido, according to your horoscope your going to get the sun in Uranus..."
"Woof!"
applause...applause...
"Ab American Werewolf in Brandon"
[realised I might as well post this here as in the older version]
"Hey look... it says here in the papers that the Woolvesworth Werewolf Virus has mutated into an airborne state!”
“Indeed, Timmy? Then I suppose that my breathing heavily into your ear in what I would like to consider an irresistibly sensual manner has already infected you, and that nothing I could possibly do next would make matters worse…?”
“Rufus, please. We both know that you carry a few more diseases than that up your furry old sleeve.”
"'Allies advance'?? Grim news for you my experimental nazi-werewolf chum, but as for myself, it's back to plan B, ditch the Hitler youth and make a bid for the papacy."
"Feel cleansed?"
Oddly, no.
I <3 obvious week ^_^
Somehow, it's actually funnier when you know what's coming
...Is rape dog rabid, and will he eat the little boy after sex??
"Well Mrs Blenkinsop they said in the shop they're an intelligent breed, but there's something unnerving about the way it can roll its own with just the one hand. And sometimes I get the feeling it's undressing me with its eyes..... Still they're inseparable so I don't have the heart......."
"And what's with the toaster Mrs Jones?"
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