Thursday, March 12, 2026

Semi-autobiographical

'Euuurggh - being old is the worst.' 'It could just be your diet, Gran - did you switch to grainy bread like I suggested?' 'Yes, and the only difference is that I now do grainy shits.' 'But the extra fibre! Think of all those B vitamins!' 'My farts. Have shrapnel.'
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