Monkey Fluids

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

I prefer au revoir

Time to call it a day, I'm thinking. It's been two-and-a-bit years and two-and-a-bit hundred comics and I'm just plain out of Funny. My, what times we've had, what with the japery and the wit and the horse-fucking and what have you. Memories I'll cherish and so on and so forth.

Thanks for reading, and for the comments -- I'll be back with another thing another time, as is my wont.

So that just leaves one thing:

Because Timmy fucked his sister - that's why.

And now you know.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Playing to Win

'Yes, I think I'm going to have to recommend what's called a 'retroactive abortion' in your case, Angela -- can't have the lower classes breeding out of control can we?' 'I don't like playing eugenicists, Timmy. Can't we just go back to experimenting with laudanum?'

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Pirates make the worst patients...

'Yarr! Unhand me giblets, wench!' 'For the last time Pete, I'm not 'purloinin' yer giblets' -- 'I'm harvesting your organs' to 'buy huge amounts of heroin'. Take it like a man.' 'Yarr.'

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Archaic Pop Culture Reference

'Yes, I can see you 'were here' -- you still are here! And your name's not Kilroy.'

Ask your parents. Wait -- let me see that calendar?

Fuuuuuck.

Ask your grandparents.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Choke

'Autoerotic asphyxiation, Camilla? You know that's how father died!' 'Fk ff -- 'lmost thrrr...'

Thursday, March 27, 2008

The Elephant Butler

'Damn it all - the Master's accidentally suffocated one of his boy-whores again,' thought Jeeves the Macrocephalic Butler. 'If only I wasn't a mutant freak, I'd be able to find work at houses where this sort thing didn't happen every other week. *sigh* Better get the acid bath ready, I suppose.'

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Nursey Knows

'Right there, do you see? That's where your soul would be, if only you were Catholic.'

Thursday, March 20, 2008

The Terrible Twos

Today, it should be noted, corresponds directly with Monkey Fluids' second birthday. Let's celebrate with a splash of colour:

Holly's gnawed bones were found in the woods three weeks later. No-one was much surprised.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

lol

Training the cat to think it was Godzilla was a laugh at first, but it all turned to tears when father's Japanese business partners came for dinner...

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Practical Japery

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Robots in This Guy's

Crapbucket, the crappiest Autobot, was always getting stuck halfway through his transformation. 'A little help, guys? Please? Look, if one of you can just bend my headlight round a bit more, I think I can get my arm out... Guys?'

I've been thinking that perhaps I should apologise for one of my recent comics, so here goes:

Parasol Stars was a great game; it's just the more recent attempts to revive the Bubble Bobble/Rainbow Islands franchise that have sucked. Sorry, Parasol Stars.

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Splishy Splashy

Bertie wasn't sure if he'd ended up in Paedophile Heaven or Disobedient Child Hell, but either way that rectum cancer was starting to look more like a blessing now...