Après Nous, le Déluge

An interesting week -- the Facebook group now has more members than Warren Ellis' Holy Slut Army, and Monkey Fluids has been getting more attention. The Darwin one has shown up on Digg and Reddit, in both cases sparking off heated religious debate among people with no sense of humour. A common claim has been that the comic suffers from poor grammar -- "it should be beating THE fuck out of!" No it shouldn't, you culturally illiterate gobshites. ("Gobshite" is a word people in other countries use to say they don't like you.)

The Past Had it Coming

Time once again to derive comedy mileage from the mundane fact that words don't quite mean what they used to sometimes:

This one has the trifecta of "queer", "ejaculate" and an easily construed sexual innuendo! If only they'd managed to work "prophylactic" in there somehow, there'd be nothing left for me to do. Like, ever.

The Monkey Fluids Film Review

Violence to Gonads

From the Mouths of Babes

Mildly Interesting Announcement

Monkey Fluids spreads its soul even thinner across the barren plains of the Internets by jumping on the Facebook bandwagon. No, you can't be an officer.

Important Announcement

Seriously, though -- if you live in the British Isles and happen to come across a specimen of the New Zealand flatworm, notify the Agricultural Development and Advisory Service or the Scottish Crop Institute. Apparently they give a fuck.

Pesky Exothermic Reactions...

Gratuitous Pop Culture Reference #Some

As suggested by RSJS during the collection of moments in between movie viewing and large pies that we half-heartedly refer to as "real life" -- pick the Gratuitous Pop Culture Reference that most appeals to you:

And that's the end of that.

He Did It With Monkeys, You Know

Platitude Dog

Darque = Wanque