Monkey Fluids

Thursday, October 11, 2007

I feel dirty now, how about you?

Jemima welcomed Death's icy embrace. Five weeks editing Hagrid/Snape slash fiction was four weeks too many.

In reference to the last comic on the subject of fan-generated fiction:

I fucking knew it!

I’m not even going to check for the existence of this one's subject – there's no doubt that it's out there:

"EXPECTO PATRONUM!" cried Hagrid, as the silvery spray erupted from the tip of his wand.
"Well -- whoever called you a Squib was clearly misinformed."
Hagrid looked up with a start as Snapes entered the room, smiling cruelly and loosening his robes...

Jesus Christ, how did that even get in my head? All I can think of now is Alan Rickman wiping his cock on Robbie Coltrane’s beard and reaching for a swig of Butterbeer. How am I still conscious? Why won't I just die?!!!

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Revelations

'It's true! A bull has given birth! To a fully-dressed man!!' 'The End Times are upon us.'

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Meanwhile, Under the Big Top

Bongo and Betty were the darlings of the freakshow circus. No-one had the heart to tell them that there's no such thing as inter-species conjoined twins -- it wasn't until adulthood that they first heard of 'Velcro' and began to suspect the awful truth...

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Stop that Santa!

'Damn it, girls -- hop faster! We'll never catch him once he gets on his invisible bicycle!' Drugs were a lot stronger in the sixties.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

What Music They Make

The little vampires giggled to themselves -- no reflections meant Ursula would never see them coming. The sweet nectar of her lifeblood would soon be theirs.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

If Only It Were True

The Harry Potter/Terminator fan fiction never really caught on.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

From One Cult to Another

'Sweet Christ, a shoggoth!' 'I'm pretty sure it's a monkey.' 'An eldritch monkey, bringing with it foul portents of chthonic entities and squamous doom's approach from beyond the stars?' ' No, just a monkey.' 'Aw.'

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Hail Xenu!

Fortunately, Jeeves was able to stall the Scientologists long enough for Lord Xenu to slip out the back way. Close one, though.

Monday, September 17, 2007

FYI

Monkey Fluids can now be searched at OhNoRobot, with all the archivey, random-linky, actually-keeping-count-of-how-many-I've-done goodness that entails. Of course, being hosted on Blogger means that you've always been able to search the site using that box at the top left, but now you can do it with extra webcomic geek credibility.